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Posted: 27 July 2005 02:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 101 ]
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Arsenalman - 27 July 2005 01:50 PM

Diouf has just been fined for not having a TV licence...what is it with this guy?  Maybe he could not afford it.

You gotta fill me in on this one, so the TV was hot (stolen) then, I didn’t know you need a Licence with your TV, and how often do these TV Police come around?

Diouf has always been a character, that’s for sure.  His flashes of stupidity seem to outweigh his flashes of brillance on the field.

Whats the word on Sanneh and Bower?  Although Sanneh’s a rock solid defender, I hardly think he could fill Vieira’s shoes right away.

Englander, did you see all the brew ha ha over your ex-favorite player Anelka and his deal falling through at Newcastle?  I had a good laugh when I read that.

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Posted: 27 July 2005 02:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 102 ]
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Shit, glad I sent mine off last week (a month overdue - LD would have me shot on the spot no doubt).

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Posted: 27 July 2005 02:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 103 ]
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Englander, did you see all the brew ha ha over your ex-favorite player Anelka and his deal falling through at Newcastle?  I had a good laugh when I read that.

It’s his ego outweighing his talent, yet again. He’s a class player, but he ain’t Schevchenko, unfortunately he doesn’t realise it.
And he’s a right miserable bastard as well.

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Posted: 27 July 2005 02:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 104 ]
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A month...that’s nothing..that is not too serious....Hey Baghdad, in this country we have to pay for a TV licence if we want to watch TV.  The funds from the licence go to the BBC for all its programming.  Not watching BBC is not an excuse.  Diouf apparently was caught without having any Licence so he has been fined.  Brilliant?....I have never seen him doing anything brilliant seen he has been in the premiership...he can spit on fans and players pretty well if that is what you mean?  As for Patrick?...nobody could fill his shoes.

Anelka - I remember watching him in the reserves at Arsenal and he was outstanding.  He had a great season at Arsenal when we did the double but he has always caused a bit of trouble with clubs he is with.  His best hope was Wenger but he followed his brother’s advice and went to Madrid.  We made a mint on him and purchased Henry instead so I think we fot the best of that deal.  Its a shame because he had real talent but did not have a brain to match.  He has been a shadow of the player he was since he came back to the UK despite some good performances for City.

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Posted: 27 July 2005 03:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 105 ]
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"Researchers at Ohio State University hope to come within a hair of verifying the existence of Bigfoot.

Scientists are using a new DNA matching process to determine whether there may be more to the sasquatch legend than some blurry film footage and a few giant footprints.

The evidence consists of two tufts of hair, each with about a dozen individual strands, recovered in Washington state after a recent sighting.”

Sounds like Glazier has finally shaved that muff off of his face to me.

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Posted: 27 July 2005 10:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 106 ]
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Arsenalman - 27 July 2005 03:16 PM

“Researchers at Ohio State University hope to come within a hair of verifying the existence of Bigfoot.

Scientists are using a new DNA matching process to determine whether there may be more to the sasquatch legend than some blurry film footage and a few giant footprints.

The evidence consists of two tufts of hair, each with about a dozen individual strands, recovered in Washington state after a recent sighting.”


Sounds like Glazier has finally shaved that muff off of his face to me.

Hopefully he’ll go back into hiding and leave my club alone!!!

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Posted: 27 July 2005 10:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 107 ]
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Oi Baggy,

I found some photos for you, I posted them earlier in the thread, sadly I couldn’t find any B+W ones, so I had to post ones from a year ago.

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Posted: 27 July 2005 10:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 108 ]
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I see the manure man is back in town.  Probably going to mention our midfield again.  Glad u posted in the forum, it was starting to slip down the list.

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Posted: 28 July 2005 11:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 109 ]
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Arsenalman - 27 July 2005 02:56 PM

Anelka - I remember watching him in the reserves at Arsenal and he was outstanding.  He had a great season at Arsenal when we did the double but he has always caused a bit of trouble with clubs he is with.  His best hope was Wenger but he followed his brother’s advice and went to Madrid.  We made a mint on him and purchased Henry instead so I think we fot the best of that deal.  Its a shame because he had real talent but did not have a brain to match.  He has been a shadow of the player he was since he came back to the UK despite some good performances for City.

I hear ya there Arse, Anelka was a knob to listen to his brother, from England to Spain to England and now he’s in the Turkish Super League?

Too bad he’s such a dough head, and allowed his behavior to get the best of him.  You guys definitely won out on that trade, Henry for Anelka?  ANY DAY brah!!!

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Posted: 28 July 2005 01:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 110 ]
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Yes one of Wengers few good choices in the transfer market

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Posted: 28 July 2005 03:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 111 ]
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Here you go Arsenalman.....so much for it only being the media over here......

http://content.cricinfo.com/engvaus/content/story/214517.html

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Posted: 28 July 2005 03:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 112 ]
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nice sandles

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Posted: 28 July 2005 06:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 113 ]
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This sounds good

BBC - “Rio Ferdinand and Ruud van Nistelrooy had a furious bust-up as Manchester United lost to Koshima Antlers (where they playing deer?) in the latest match of their Far Eastern tour. Van Nistelrooy berated Ferdinand for dwelling on the ball during the 2-1 defeat and the players exchanged angry words on the final whistle. “

This gets better

“Ferdinand was also booed by fans for his failure to agree a new deal.”

And better

“United finished strongly and Ji-Sung Park was guilty of an horrendous miss when he blazed over from eight yards out after being set up by van Nistelrooy’s clever (?) backheel.”

Doncha luv it!

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Posted: 28 July 2005 06:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 114 ]
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Heh. And Heh again. I had a debate with a United fan last night who swore United would win the Premiership. My arse they will. Ferdinand will see his contract out without re-signing, then go on a Bosman, 25M down the drain. Love it.

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Posted: 28 July 2005 06:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 115 ]
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Ferguson’s talent spotting appears to have done the trick-another loser.  Pity Channel 5 didn’t cover the game.  Seeing the horse and the estateman at eachothers throats would have made my day.  As for your United fan, well that’s typical of the breed...dream on, they have no chance of winning the title.

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Posted: 28 July 2005 07:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 116 ]
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Arsenalman - 28 July 2005 06:39 PM

Ferguson’s talent spotting appears to have done the trick-another loser.  Pity Channel 5 didn’t cover the game.  Seeing the horse and the estateman at eachothers throats would have made my day.  As for your United fan, well that’s typical of the breed...dream on, they have no chance of winning the title.

It was on ITV2 this afternoon, I wish I’d watched it now.

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Posted: 28 July 2005 08:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 117 ]
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Nothing on ITV later tonight....pity...I thought there would be a highlights show.

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Posted: 28 July 2005 09:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 118 ]
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A couple of pics for you all -

79962995gleedyclunt.jpg

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Posted: 28 July 2005 09:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 119 ]
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That is a misuse of your professional skills there England.....ha haaaa and I luv it!

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Posted: 28 July 2005 10:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 120 ]
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Not guilty. That’s an actual photo from todays game.
The other photo, which isn’t displaying for some reason says ‘Chelsea shirt wanted, PX considered’.
That has been ‘shopped.

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Posted: 28 July 2005 10:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 121 ]
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So your saying you did not add the L’s to the first sign then?...Be honest now?

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Posted: 28 July 2005 10:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 122 ]
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Arsenalman - 28 July 2005 10:08 PM

So your saying you did not add the L’s to the first sign then?...Be honest now?

I am saying nothing.

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Posted: 28 July 2005 10:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 123 ]
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I get the message....it must have been doctored by someone else.  Maybe worth dumping in a Man Utd forum I know but it would probably never make the board.

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Posted: 28 July 2005 10:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 124 ]
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I’d stick it on the Red Issue site, but I’ve been banned, on seven occasions.
I am running out of names for e-mail accounts.

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Posted: 28 July 2005 10:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 125 ]
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They can probably smell you coming now.  I cannot understand forums that prevent any form of banter.  That is what the game is built on.  Do you know any that allow maximum abuse without the threat of a police raid?

I’m going to chuck in the odd memory of games in the past...ahhh those where the daaays kinda thing.  Minor giggle this one but here we go.  I was going to QPR v Arsenal with a friend and we just got out of the station.  This big QPR fan comes past shoving my mate out of the way in his rush to go wherever.  He was carrying a pie at the time.  I know this because he proceeded to trip over and fall flat on his face.  The pie had decorated his QPR top nicely.  He then had to take a pile of verbals from my mate which was about as good as it gets.  We had a laugh about that walking to the ground, shame QPR caned us 3-1.

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