Two In The Bush

Somewhere in an exclusive $1.9 million Manhattan apartment, Michael Moore is formulating yet another conspiracy theory.  Pat O’Brien is leaving Access Hollywood to start a new news show for Paramount.  And who will replace him?

Billy Bush, the East Coast correspondent for “Access Hollywood,” will join Nancy O’Dell as co-anchor starting Aug. 12 from the Summer Olympics, executive director Rob Silverstein said Friday.

“Nancy and Billy are unequivocally Hollywood’s ultimate insiders,” Silverstein said in a statement. “The team is set, production is ready, summer ratings are spiking, let’s get it on.”

Bush, 32, has been with “Access Hollywood” for nearly three years. His father, Jonathan, is the brother of former President George H.W. Bush.

Surely the Saudis, the Carlyle Group, and “Daddy’s friends” on the Supreme Court have to have a hand in this.  There has to be a conspiracy, there just has to!