A strange predicament

A fun little hypothetical situation as a topic for discussion.  The other day I was riding in an elevator at Ala Moana mall on Oahu when the elevator got stuck.  It only lasted a few minutes and there were three other people in it, but it got me to thinking about what it would be like to be stuck in an elevator with somebody famous and what kind of discussion we would have.  For example, if I were stuck in an elevator with Tom Cruise, would he talk my ear off trying to convert me to Scientology?  If I were stuck in an elevator with Nicole Kidman, would she tell me about the “pool boys” that Tom liked to keep around the house when they were married?
And then I thought about what would it be like to be stuck for a few hours in an elevator with Michael Moore.  What would happen?  Would we talk?  If so, about what?  Or would he try to kill me and eat me after a few hours?
So I thought with it being kind of slow here on Moorewatch.com, why not have some fun and see what people would do or say if stuck in an elevator with Michael Moore?  So have at it folks.  What would you do if stuck in an elevator for several hours with Michael Moore and nobody else in the elevator?