A Ticket for Bush
The following was originally published at Scrappleface. And for you tight-assed Moore-ons out there, this is a parody.
Spider-Man 2 Conspires to Silence Michael Moore
by Scott Ott
(2004-06-30)—Spider-Man 2 is part of “a web of deception, a conspiracy to silence” Oscar-winning documentarist Michael Moore, according to the filmmaker whose Fahrenheit 9/11 is America’s current number one box office smash.
“It’s not just the cynical timing of the release of Spider-Man 2,” said Mr. Moore, “but the movie endorses the unilateral and so-called righteous use of power to overcome so-called evil. This is a thinly-veiled rebuttal of Fahrenheit 9/11 and the entire security plank of the Democrat National Committee platform.”
Mr. Moore added that buying a ticket to Spider-Man 2 is “tantamount to voting for George Bush.”
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