Osama Bin Pundit.
I didn’t see Lee’s post before I wrote this. Great Minds and all that.
Osama Bin Laden has a vested interest in the upcoming election, so he did what so many other Bush haters do:
He made a campaign commercial!
It’s full of the same kind of rhetoric that you may have heard from some other places:
Bush is a mis-leader
Osama:
Although we are in the fourth year after the events of sept 11, Bush is still practicing distortion and misleading on you, and obscuring the main reasons and therefore the reasons are still existing to repeat what happened before.
Other Places:
You did this while misleading their parents and the nation with bogus lies about weapons of mass destruction and scary phony Saddam ties to al Qaeda.
Bush is under the control of the Saudi royal Family:
Osama:
Here he is being influenced by these regimes, Royal and military.
Other Places:
“The entire royal family seems to be indebted to you - or is it the other way round?
The citizens themselves can stop the terrorism:
Osama:
Your security is in your hands. Each state that doenst mess with our security has automatically secured their security.
Other Places:
You see, this is how we average Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is not perceived as a threat to our lives, then, believe it or not, we don’t want to kill him! Funny how that works”
The Patriot Act is tyranny:
Osama:
So he transferred the oppression of freedom and tyranny to his son and they call it the Patriot Law to fight terrorism.
Other Places:
“The Patriot Act broadens terrorism to include “domestic terrorism” which could potentially be used to target activist groups within the country speaking out against Bush’s treacherous deeds.
Those Seven Minutes made all the difference:
Osama:
Before Bush and his administration would pay attention and we never thought that the high commander of the US armies would leave 50 thousand of his citizens in both towers to face the horrors by themselves when they most needed him because it seemed to distract his attention from listening to the girl telling him about her goat butting was more important than paying attention to airplanes butting the towers which gave us three times the time to execute the operation thank god.
Other Places:
But Bush choked at the most important moment a President could have. We’re lucky Al Qaeda had done its worst by the time he pulled himself away from the photo op.
You get the picture, Osama’s message reads like Roger Ebert’s review of Fahrenheit 9/11. I wonder if he had popcorn and twizlers while he watched the “documentary” in his Pakistani hideout. The power of the medium was obviously not lost on the terrorists.
For the second time this week, we’ve been treated to two nastygrams from the terrorist, threatening us with death and pain and rivers of blood, blah blah blah. The first one claimed we would pay the ultimate price for avenging the attacks from Alqaeda and doing the ol’ Yoko Ono on the Taliban. This second one, explains why Al qaeda attacked us in the first place, our alliance with Isreal. Funny how neither of these terrorists named our invasion of Iraq as a motivation for their continued fight.
Both however made it clear by the timing of these releases that they have one very firm goal. They wish to shake our will. Not on the “Iraq thing”, they couldn’t care less. They want us to abandon Isreal and if we don’t, they will try to kill us.
So now we must really look at ourselves and ask the question: What kind of country are we? Are we a scared people? Are we unprincipaled? Are we willing to trade our morals for safety? I think not. If anything, I think Saddam and his sidekick “the tablecloth kid” have reminded us of which mile marker we stand at on the road of history. We are in a war that we did not want, we did not seek, and did not deserve. Luckily for us, we have the ability to look at the road already traveled to see the reminders of what “giving in” brings. Let’s not forget that Osama formally declared war on the US back in 1998.
If for no other reason, as a unified country, we should vote for george Bush on tuesday. I just can’t see letting the terrorist get their way on anything, and an anti-Bush mandate from the electorate would do a great deal to embolden theses guys in their goal of finding our weak spot.
If it pisses off Michael Moore, well, that would just be a bonus.
Update by JimK
Great minds indeed. We’re not the only ones saying this, the Moore/bin Laden connection is all over the Internet. INDC is all over the Dem/Moore/bin Laden trinity.
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