Do My Laundy?

How desperate is Michael Moore getting? This week is apparently take a Republican to SiCKO! week:

Here’s what I’m going to do. Because last weekend’s “Win a Trip to a Universal Healthcare Country” was so successful (the winner will be announced next week), this weekend we’re going to try something different: it’s “Take a Republican to ‘Sicko!’” C’mon, we all have a conservative in the family!

I like that a conservative is now a black sheep designation.

They mean well. It’s just that they believe what they’ve been told about that scary “socialized medicine.”

Well, because we have a tendency to believe things that are true.

Treat them to the movie this weekend and tell them to send me their ticket stub and entry form. I will hold a drawing and the lucky winner will get to have me come to their home and do their laundry—just like in France! Now, what would make a Republican happier than to see me working away in their laundry room?!

Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t trust Michael Moore to do my laundry. The next thing I know, he’d be handing me a smoldering pile of underwear and telling me that Fruit of the Loom is secretly in league with Bush to enslave third world kids in sweat shops. His next movie would be about how we need “single payer” laundering because I lost a sock.

Use the comments to suggest other ways Moore would “Moore-ize” the doing of laundry. I’m sure you guys are funnier than I am.