Fun at Mikey’s expense

Holy cow, could a few more people send me these two links?  :)

First up, The Onion “reports” that ”Michael Moore Honored With New Ben & Jerry’s Flavor.” It’s a very appropriate flavor, although I might have gone with “Pistachio I’m-nuts” or “I hate Bush so much that I can’t figure out a witty name for this ice cream and Nader is a big jerky face.”

Second is a choice role for Mikey, although he clearly can’t take it because as we all know, he doesn’t appear in anyone else’s films.

And as a pre-emptive strike: Anyone who sees this post and feels the need to complain, especially to take the time to write an email, let me save both of us some time and reply now: Lighten up and/or eat me, depending on the severity of the vitriol you were about to sling at me.