Hate Mail Hoser

This one is brilliant.

From: Kevin Moorman (moormank.engg@alumni.ucalgary.ca)
Subj:You owe Michael Moore $12,000!!!

Dumbasses!
Hey why not just pay him back then you don’t have to look like such total
idiots with your ridiculous “chain of facts”.
Here’s a chain of facts: you’re stupid, you’re broke, Michael bailed your ass
out for ya, “here you go, Fool!”.  End of story until you give the money back!
Laughing at how pathetic you are…
Sincerely Yours, K Moorman

Kevin, a word of advice.  When sending hate mail, don’t (a) use your real name, (b) use your real email address, or (c) use an email which contains volumes of personal information. 

Dumbass?  Pot.  Kettle.  Black.