Top Ten

Top 10 George W. Bush Complaints About “Fahrenheit 9/11”

10. That actor who played the president was totally unconvincing.

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election.

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported.

6. Didn’t have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger.

5. Of all Michael Moore’s accusations, only 97% are true.

4. Not sure - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe.

3. Where the hell was Spiderman?

2. Couldn’t hear most of the movie over Cheney’s foul mouth.

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball!”