From: “rick couturier” [email protected]
To: jimk
Subject:
Date: Thu, 28 Jul 2005 21:32:41 -0400

michael moore is worth 100 of you pieces of shit. when judgement day
comes, and God asks about you suppporting a man like bushpig, who
murdered over 100,000 people just for profit, he’s going to send you
straight to hell. have fun now, cause you’re going to fry for eternity

Woohoo!  We have permission to have fun now!  Hookers and blow for all my men!  Wine and “stress relief devices” for all my women!

Hey Rick...you a man of faith?  Believe in the Good Book?

“Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull the mote out of thine eye; and behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast the mote out of thy brother’s eye.” - MATTHEW 7:1-5

Then of course there’s a piece of wisdom closer to my heart…

“Blow me where the pampers is.” - PCU

Call to action

Ok folks, this is what we do.  Here’s the skinny:

The Blob is in town with his “non-political” film festival, and the local
liberal paper is having love-spasms. I volunteered to work as a “security”
person at Genie Aldrich’s counter-festival which is showing “Michael Moore
Hates America” on Friday night. I am looking for quotes from the Blob that I
can print and hand out to the lefties. I remember him calling Americans
“stupid” in the foreign press, but I can’t find it. Can you help me locate
some telling quotes? I’d like to put this together today, if possible.

Thanks,

Daniel Sanderson

You know what to do.  Find the choice stuff, in context with citation as to source, and drop it in the comments.  I’ll point Daniel to this thread.  Let’s roll. 

Hoser Shoots Hoser

When will America learn to follow Canada’s lead with strict gun control laws and outrageous social spending, so that we are not subject to violence like this?

Shots rang out across Toronto overnight—sending at least seven men to hospital.

For the second day in a row, Toronto police found themselves investigating a shooting near Allen and the 4-0-1. On Sunday, shots rang out during a memorial for two murdered members of the community. And last night—more gunfire. A man said to be 31 years old was left with a gunshot wound to the hand, and one to the groin—but they’re not life-threatening injuries. There’s word police are looking for 8 suspects in that case.

Also last night, bullets flew at Finch and Weston, leaving one man in critical condition and another with less serious injuries. The two men were shot behind a diner there, in what police say was an attempted robbery.

Last night’s violence began around 10:30, near Church and Dundas. One person suffered non-life-threatening injuries when they were shot at a telephone booth.

Then around midnight, a man was shot twice while leaving a restaurant near Islington and the Lakeshore.

Shots rang out again near Birchmount and Finch. Apparently someone drove up beside the victim, got out of their vehicle, and started shooting. He’s apparently not co-operating with police—but should be just fine.

Then around 2 a-m, a man was shot in the leg near Allen Gardens.

No arrests have been made in any of these incidents.

As Michael Moore tells us, this is a symptom of America’s “Culture of Violence™” and could be avoided if we were only more “Canada-like.”

Is Hollywood to blame?

Greetings Moorewatchers.

As you may have noticed, I’ve been away for a while. My computer went ballistic on me and I simply didn’t want to pay to get it fixed. Well, that and I read Ayn Rand’s “ The Fountainhead” and “Atlas Shrugged” back to back, which left me feeling like I had nothing to say that wasn’t already said perfectly and completely by Howard Roark and John Galt. Either way, the ol’ laptop went into a drawer until I felt like I had something to say.

Well, I still don’t have anything to say that rivals Rand’s writings, but I did have a thought about a month ago that I really wanted to run past the Moorewatchers, and for no particular reason, ( other than I wanted to get my money’s worth for the cash I paid to the Geek Squad) I have decided to start writing again today.

For better or worse, my impression of Australia was formed from watching movies about or set in Australia. My impression of Kenya was formed similalrly, from watching television shows and documentaries about Kenya. However, my impression of France is based largely on my travels in France. What I’m getting at is; that for most folks, unless we actully go to a foreign land, our impression of that land is formed by what we see on the screen. Sure, the scholars and academics among us might know much more about foreign lands than I do, but for the rest of us regular folks, Australia is “Crocodile Dundee” and Kenya is “a lion chasing and eating an antelope”. I’m generalizing of course, but I think you get my drift.

The Starkcast #011

Like a freshly killed deer, this cute and furry show lies before you, ready for the gutting.

Get it here in MP3 or here in bookmarkable AAC.

TOPICS

- Featured in iTunes Podfinder! (I think I disgusted Adam Curry)(link opens in iTunes)
- Ian’s a little bitch
- I sing you a song
- Greg wants to hump my computer
- My computer wants to hump Greg
- More voicemails
- Go to the Apple stores and subscribe this show on all their machines!
- Politics, GTA and asinine Senators
- Politics, Supreme Court Nominees and asinine websites
- Judge John Roberts: The Disco Assfucker?
- The Smythe & Welson Cross & Die 2300
- The Aristocrats
- My version of the Aristocrats
- Show close: Figuring out Noble Brown, PodAlliance, James Doohan, James Lileks’ Scotty tribute song ‘Up Your Shaft.”

Get the GTA Hot Coffee sex mod video here.

Comments are eitehr on the topics listed, or reader’s choice.  Enjoy!

Mikey Junior

Mikey’s been silent for quite some time now, and as such the site has been quite devoid of new content.  But never fear, the fight continues against yet another delusional left-wing propagandist, feted by the media and the Hollywood glitterati alike.  I’m talking, of course, of Morgan Spurlock, of Supersize Me infamy fame.  Much like MOOREWATCH was to Michael Moore, Spurlockwatch is to Morgan Spurlock.  Definitely stop on over, take a look, and add it to your blogrolls.

OT The Starkcast #010

Show number ten!  Had a very jammed week, no time to prepare, so it’s an all voicemail edition, but...well...things didn’t go as planned.

Get it here in MP3 or here in bookmarkable AAC.

TOPICS

- Vote for me at Podcast Alley!
- The Starkcast is listed in iTunes - Subscribe here!
- Fake Satan calls.
- My computer goes nuts
- More calls
- More trouble from the sentient computer
- The mandated-by-law Laurence Simon podcast appearance
- Clips of old shows...sort of.
- Noble Brown creeps me out
- The computer makes me mental
- Show close, I threaten to kill the computer

As usual, comments are yours...have at ‘em!

Moore fans are some of the biggest assholes around

You may have noticed an ad has gone missing from the right side of the page.  It was the one for EarphoneSolutions.com.  WHICH I GAVE THEM FOR FREE, YOU IDIOTIC MOORE FANS.

Why is it gone?  Because the scumbags who worship Senor Scumbag wouldn’t leave the poor owner alone.  They sent harassing hate mail because he dared associate with us.  He’s a good man who doesn’t need the stress, so he asked me to take the ad down.  Of course I did because I don’t want to cause him any trouble.

Yeah, they REALLY believe in freedom, right?  Funny how it’s “a chill wind of censorship” when it happens to Linda Ronstadt, but they have no qualms about trying to fuck up a little business arrangement where no goddamned money was even changing hands.  Fucking scumbags.  HEY MOORE-ONS: One can only hope that you get what you deserve one day...bitches like you always do. 

My apologies to Flavio for the problems, and hey, if you are in the market for audio stuff want to do business with a REALLY great guy who goes above and beyond to take care of you, hit up EarphoneSolutions.com or his main site, FMAsolutions.com.

In response to this, I have decided to hold the very first…

Big BlogAd Blowout!

I have slashed the prices on our blogads to the point where you can afford to buy one for any damn thing.  $10 for a week.  $18 for two.  $35 for a month and $100 for three months.  Why not buy an ad today?  Buy so many ads these Moore-ons will have to spend all day trying to find time to write to everyone and complain.  And readers!  Click on the ads.  Consider buying something from one of our supporters.  Let ‘em feel the love…

Wanna see headline manipulation that Mikey WILL use in the future?

First off, Mikey wins.

A federal judge in Detroit has tossed out a libel and defamation suit filed against Michael Moore.

Oklahoma City bombing conspirator Terry Nichols’ brother had sued the filmmaker over statements in “Bowling for Columbine.”

The US District Court judge ruled the statements in the documentary were “factual and substantially true.”

James Nichols claimed in the suit that viewers could misinterpret the movie and link him to the bombing. He also said the film invaded his privacy and inflicted emotional distress.

Now...read carefully:

The US District Court judge ruled the statements in the documentary were “factual and substantially true.”

The judge ruled ONLY regarding the language used about Nichols.  SO...who wants to bet against Mikey using the headline from this article in promotion of some kind?  Federal Judge: Michael Moore Documentary “Factual And True”

OT: The Starkcast #009

Update

Hey kids!  Looking for people to leave messages again...I’m going to be super-short on time this coming weekend so I’m doing an all-voicemail episode.  Call me!

206-600-JIMK, 206-600-5465.  Or email me a voice comment, mp3 please, up to 3 minutes in length, to [email protected].

I know you have it in you.  Say whatever you want.  See if you can shock me. 

Show number 9, back up in your ass with the resurrection…

Get it here in MP3 or here in bookmarkable AAC.

TOPICS

- Vote for me at Podcast Alley!  Can we break the top 50?
- Your voicemails.  And one really long one.
- Apple seems to be snubbing some adult shows while coddling others
- Let Apple know you want this show listed
- A new sponsor: Smythe & Welson
- I get hit on in voicemail
- Reality TV writers make themselves victims
- Voicemail.  I can’t seem to make the computer stop yelling at me about them.
- Japanese scientists kick HIV’s ass
- Londoners are unflappable
- A Letter To The Terrorists, from London
- A phone call between John Q. American and Nigel Strumplingsonworthtonsin (I think that’s how you spell it)
- Two Minute Rant: Victims
- Shoutouts to PodAlliance and thanks to the NLO boys for giving me a chance to kick ass in the first NLO Rumble
- You gotta be kidding me.  More voicemail?

NOTES

- The word is inestimable.  I know that.  I wrote that down in my notes.  That’s not the word that came out of my mouth, however.  I can only hope the inestimable Hollywood Adam will forgive me.
- Kilroy, you know I love you, it was all in good fun.  Don’t get mad!

New stuff

I just pulled off the upgrade to this site.  Hopefully a ton of little bugs will be fixed now.  Also...NEW FORUMS!  If you are a member of the main site and can post comments, you can post in the new forums.  One login, one registration.  One database to rule them all!

New forums: http://moorewatch.com/index.php/forums/

Congratulations!

Fellow Moorewatcher yngcelt just shared some great news in the comments to a recent post.

Posted by yngcelt on 07/09 at 02:20 AM

Aloha! Sorry I havent posted since Wednesday or so, but I’d like to announce something positive that happened in the midst of all the tragedy and death of the attacks in London.  On Thursday July 7th at 11:47am Hawaii Time, my daughter Emily Rose was born into the world.  She and mommy are doing fine and we are home now getting much needed rest.
I’d like to think that in this world there can be a balance of life and death.  37(last I heard) lives were lost in London this week and the sorrow and pain that their families and loved ones are feeling I wouldn’t wish on anyone.
But I also know that on Thursday, my daughter was one of 10 babies born on that day here in Hawaii.  In all modesty and sincerity, I offer my condolences and my prayers to the families of those lost in London while I also thank God for the births of so many lives at the same time.

Congratulations!  Here’s to mommy and your new baby, and I don’t know first-hand, but from what I hear...get used to never sleeping again until she’s about 23.