OT The Starkcast #020

Super Extra Mega Special Very Long All Listener Feedback Gangbang Extravaganza!  Remember when those porno chicks were all compteing to see who could bang the most guys in a single day?  Show 20 is a lot like that.  Only with phone calls.  And I’m not as hot as a porn chick.

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TOPICS

- Duh...YOU!  Your emails, your calls.  Thrill as you hear calls from Laurence Simon, Drumwaster, Sean the 12 year old, Cam, Jason, James, Frank, Noble Brown, Christian, Fake Satan...maybe even an Angel.  Chill as you hear alternate versions of the show!  Be amazed at memories of killing a teacher over bad grades!  Be shocked at Emily as she tries to convince me to install a sexual aid so we can...be together.  It’s all here on the big 20th show.
- Vote for me at Podcast Alley!
- THE BIG STARKCAST IPOD PACKAGE GIVEAWAY! 30GB iPod and a complete package.  Huh-huh..I said package.

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OT - Call the Starkcast

I’m getting ready for show #20...an all-feedback listener celebration, and I could use some calls to the voicemails line.

Scream, yell, tell jokes, ask questions, be raunchy, do impressions, sing a song...whatever.  It’s your time to shine, baby.  206-600-5465.  Best call wins something from my living room. Seriously!  Call.  206-600-5465.

Comments are open mic.

(Sort of) OT - The Starkcast #018

Uh oh.  Worse than the toxic sludge on Canal Street, it’s another Starkcast…

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TOPICS

DONATE:
- The Humane Society (Don’t forget the pets!)
- Kids of Katrina
- Catholic Charities

- THE BIG STARKCAST IPOD PACKAGE GIVEAWAY! 30GB iPod and a complete package.  Huh-huh..I said package.
- B. Bocephus Jackson schools us on who was behind the hurricane and how the aliens pay for all their earth programs.
- Interview with Hurricane Katrina herself
- The Starkcast News Service scores another exclusive: Marth Stewart Omnimedia awarded New Orleans cleanup contract
- Emily and the Voicemails: Joe from flappingcrane.com, Real mind power, Justin is high as giraffe pussy, I remember high school
- Two Minute Rant: Rick Santorum is a bought-and-paid-for prostitute
- Close: Vote for me at Podcast Alley!  Thanks to flappingcrane.com again, Noble Brown wants tasty turds...I say goodbye.  And like every single week, nothing else happens after I say goodbye.  So don’t listen to the end of the file or anything.

OT: The Starkcast #008

It’s the big two month castiversary!  Show number eight stands before you, quivering like a first-time stripper on dollar beer night.

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TOPICS

- Vote for me at Podcast Alley! (you will not be spammed I promise)
- PodAlliance
- Apologies to the awesome Tim Henson at Distorted View for my thievery
- iTunes 4.9 with podcasting support
- Porn spam
- Abortion jokes (Thanks Mays!)
- Voice mails, Satan invades the studio, stinks up the place
- Two Minute Rant - Political Apathy, constructionist Supreme Court justice
- Voice mail about Tom Cruise/Scientology
- I find my own nutty religion (Starkitology) and introduce you to it’s founder, B. Bocephus Jackson, author of Dumbanetics.
- Noble Brown leaves a voicemail accusing Germans of putting people in ovens again
- Vote for me at Podcast Alley!

OT The Starkcast #006

The new show is up and ready for you.  A Moore-on called a couple weeks ago about the Downing Street nonsense.  Billy from Philly: It’s on, beeyotch.

Comments can either be on the topics in the latest show or Open Mic.  Have at them!

OT: My first podcast

I decided to get my feet wet in the podcasting arena...You can see the fruits of my labor here: Starkcast.com.  Have at it!

Consider this an open-topic comments thread as well.

OT: Best New Blog

I know this is off-topic, but Mikey’s a boring date lately, so…

If I had an awards system in place, Best New Blog would go directly to Clublife, a blog kept by an NYC bouncer.

It’s one of the most well-written blogs I’ve ever read, and that includes the big names you normally think of when someone says “Best blog.” The stories are fascinating & funny, and the author knows how to draw the reader in.  He writes better than most professionals in the field.

I’m staying current with his latest entries, but also having a blast reading through his archives.  Check it out.

Since this is off topic, consider the comments Open Mic.  Any subject your heart desires.

Open Mic: Long time no post!

We know.  Nothing to say though save for the info in Byron York’s new book, which is pretty much spelled out here.

Consider this an open thread: You make the topics!

Open Mic: Whatever you want

Figured it was time for another one of these.  Have at it, kids!  ;)

Open Mic: Best movie talk

OK, let’s relax a little.  What are some great movies that you have watched, say in the last 6 months.  Doesn’t have to be a new release, it can be on DVD, a classic, etc.

The first one that springs to mind for me...no, correct that, the first two, since they are similar but different, are ”Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” and ”The Butterfly Effect.” Runner up: the ”Dawn of the Dead” remake.

I thought “Eternal Sunshine” was compelling.  I was genuinely interested in learning about these people and why they did what they did.  Jim Carey was, as always, brilliant and able to make you forget that he’s Jim Carey moments after the film begins.  It looked great too, and that always scores high with me.  “Butterfly” was good, albeit flawed, for much the same reason, I wanted to know about the people, I cared what happened, and I was happy to see Ashton Kutcher get recognized as someone who can actually act.  I knew it not from That 70’s Show, but from a brief scene in ”Just Married.” It’s near the end when he’s trying to get in the gates of his wife’s parents’ home, and he breaks down and for like 90 seconds, puts on a spectacular acting performance.  I knew then this kid wasn’t all goofy comedy and pratfalls.

“Dawn” is just an ass-kicking re-work of the original, and I’m not generally a big remake fan.  This one was done *precisely* correct, perfect cast, and that ending could not have been better.  Get the DVD, it’s worth every penny.

So...you?