H#!E M^&L;
This could be the funniest hate mail we’ve ever gotten.
To: Lee and Jim
From: Just Sozo []
Subject: WOW you IIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!DEAR, F#!K F^&E
HEY NUM NUTS IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOUR BITCH ASS PRESIDENT BUSH WOULD QUIT WASTES OUR TAX MONEY ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN WAR, CUZ I FUCKIN THINK ITS UP TO 350 BILLON DOLLARS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, AND MAYBE, JUST MMMMMAAAAYYYYYYBBBBBEEEE HE CAN USE THAT ON HIS OWN FUCKING PEOPLE, THAT NEED IT, AND MAYBE YOUR WIFE COULD HAVE BEEN COVERED, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAIT MR. MOORE PAID IT RIGHT, “ OOOH THANK YOU GUARDAIN ANGEL WHO EVER YOU ARE” BOO FUCKIN WOOOOOO, YOU PUSSY, YOUR WIFE SHOULD OF BEEN THROWN OUT ON THE STREETS, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HAS. INSTEAD OF SENDING KIDS TO THEIR DEATHS, AND DON’T GIVE ME THAT EVERY KIDS AMERICAN DREAM TO DEFEND THIS COUNTRY, EVERY YOUNG PERSONS AMERICAN DREAM IS TO GET AN EDUCATION AND LIVE A HAPPY LIFE, OH AN WHERES BIN LADEN YOU FUCK NUT. YOU BITCH, AND FUCK YOU TOO AUTHOR,................................ MICHEAL MOORE JUST SHOWING YOU THE TRUTH YOU FAG, OH IM SORRY YOU ARE!! DYING TO SUCK OOH WAIT....... LICK YOUR PRESIDENT BUSH’S PUSSY. I THANK GOD I DONT CONSIDER THAT MORONIC MAN G. W. BUSH MY PRESIDENT. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, WAIT.... I CAN SEE IT NOW. YOU ARE A BLUE COLLAR JANITOR OR BUS DRIVER, RIGHT, OH AND YOU HAVE TO BE COUSIN-FUCKING WHITE NAZI, RIGHT, AND YOU MEET YOUR KLANS-MEN EVERY FRIDAY TO HAIL HITLER, RIGHT? BITCH. AND I REALLY DONT CARE IF YOU POST THIS AS LONG AS YOU KNOW KNOW A BITCH, SO GO FUCK YOUR COUSIN, OH MY BAD YOU WIFE, AND SLEEP, BITCH
PS: YOU OWE MICHEAL MOORE 12000 DOLLARS YOU KNOW THE MONEY YOUR CORRUPT INSURANCE COULDNT COVER
Ah, you Michael Moore fans are all class.
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That is the most awesome piece of literature ever created. I kneel before greatness.
This person should write a book. I would love to ready 300 pages of all caps.
That’s how junior high school kids today think they can achieve a 300 word essay. Lotsssssss of lettersssss.
This person would proabaly be the first one institutionalized under Mikey’s free and universal health care plan.
YOU ARE A BLUE COLLAR JANITOR OR BUS DRIVER
Understand these are the lowest crud on earth. No, wait, aren’t they noblest of deserving proles? Now I’m confused....
Do we want to entrust the same people who educated him to give us free health care?
EVERY YOUNG PERSONS AMERICAN DREAM IS TO GET AN EDUCATION AND LIVE A HAPPY LIFE
SSSOOOOOOOORRRYYYY YRS!!!........... DINT WORKOUT???????????????????
I have to say that I’m totally shocked that someone with the self chosen moniker of sexmex1907 would write something so...indecipherable. Or is that “imdecipherable"…
O RLY?
Paragraph breaks are your friend.
I’d like to point out that I’m pretty sure that person isn’t a Moore fan, only because I can’t figure out how that person would be able to figure out how to watch a movie.
Not to overanalyze this person’s obvious inner conflicts, but why did he feel the need to spell “fuck” with symbols in the greeting (as well as what I assume to be “face.” What’s wrong with the word “face?"), then proceed to fully spell it out 8 times in the rest of this well-thought out and, quite honestly, very persuasive communique?
I guess he thought he would suck you into reading his e-mail by starting off using an inoffensive greeting, before really slamming it to you in the body of his letter.
Careful, this one is wily.
The person who wrote this letter is obviously classless idiot.
Somebody is way, way off their meds, aren’t they?
This is a joke, right? No one could really write an e-mail like that and mean it.
Apparently you weren’t around for the “diamonds” saga.
Somebody is way, way off their meds, aren’t they?
This person is obviously not being provided with adequate health care. Someone should make a movie.
Such artless profanity coming from a dung-brained fucktwit! Don’t these people have any standards?
I DONT CONSIDER THAT MORONIC MAN G. W. BUSH MY PRESIDENT.
I bet you said that about your teachers too. And your parents. And your ex-bosses. And the cops.
Genius, Sheer genius.
translated for the emailer
YOU AM MUCH GOOD SMART. MOOREWATCHERS IS SO BAD STOOPIDNESS.
I’m going to make an intellectual plea.
Just Sozo, when you mention Bush’s “own fucking people”, is that kind of like Saddam’s people? He is not your president, but you are his people?
Second, the war costs 350 billion dollars and you did not make that choice to spend 350 billion on a war. Do you realize that cable television, fast food, and lottery industries also rake in billions by the year along with the billion dollar arms industry? Whose choice is that? There is enough resource in this country to be utopia. But the 68% mass, such as yourself, continues to choose to allow billions of federal reserve notes to leave its pockets and land in the bank accounts of a very few people at the top of entertainment, junk food and slave labor made clothing industries and then sit at what you call the bottom and complain that the rich have it so much easier. Your Nazi references are very interesting considering the fact that Nazi Germany used socilized medicine, or as I am sure you call it, “universal.”
I want to give you an assignment so you understand what is happening. Read the book “The Communist Manifesto” and second, look up the term “state socialism.” What you think you are getting is socialism. What you are getting is state socialism.
But, considering the typical me oriented liberal brain, after doing all that research, you’ll probably end up concluding that Nazi’s weren’t so bad after all and were just misunderstood.
Summary. You think Bush is totalitarian. You also want Bush to give you universal healthcare. In Nazi Germany, totalitarianism (that’s Hitler) combined with universal healthcare to create fun things like eugenics and sacrificial human experimenting. (Think of what we can do with today’s technology!) Therefore, due to your refusal to educate yourself, you make no fucking sense.
Hey Lee, is the Klan meeting still at your place this week? We can still bring our cousins, right?
We can still bring our cousins, right?
Only iffin yer fuckin married to ‘em, or y’all gotchew sum yung’ins t’gether! YEE HAW!
I got friends in low places. Not just any places, mind you, but where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away. I’ll be ok. Especially after Bush leaves office, ushering in a grand golden age of peaceful, prosperous free laundry and other goodies, where no ones wife is thrown into the streets, and where all Nazis, black, white, asian, and mixed heritage, can make love to their immediate families in peace.
must be a daily kos contributor… smells the same anyway.
To quote the Simpsons:
There goes someone’s attractive looking cousin!
Normally, Tourette’s has only verbal tics, although it can be associated with other disorders. This is the first time I have seen a written form.
However, the hate mail author may not actually have the disease, they may just be an idiot.
Hey Jim. Post some more of these, they are great fun!
It’s funny that he brings up the cousins thing because the complete lunacy of his post leads me to believe his parents may be blood-related…
Bring on more hatemail! :) I love it.
Cousins marrying is 100% legal in Germany, which is close to France, near Europe, I think, and their offspring seem to cause zero strain on their free healthcare system, so whats the big deal?
In France, incest is not a crime, incest laws were abolished by Napoleon some 200 years ago for uncertain reasons. Incestuous relations between a parent and minor child are prohibited and punished by law in France, but not between adults.
Sweden is the only country in Europe where incest is not only legal but also allows marriage between siblings who share a parent.
Free universal health care fixes any minor problems the kids might have.
Or, better yet, why even take any chances and ruin your endless vacations with some stinking, squalling baby? Just opt for free abortion. Scrape that brat outta there and get on with yer free life.
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This is a joke, right? No one could really write an e-mail like that and mean it.