And the winners are…
OK, Lee and I read each and every entry in the book giveaway thread. Twice. Maybe three or nine times. We about pissed ourselves laughing, hemmed and hawed, jawed and argued for our favorites, and managed to cull the list down. Then we picked our absolute favorites from the shorter list. And it was all completely arbitrary. :)
Here is the official list of winners, hand-picked for nothing other than our own opinions of what was funny.
LD brought the funny a lot, so we just picked one: “I saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and all I got was this lousy website.”
The Ugly American was the mistress of the non-sequitur *and* the funny, so we picked one: “Because you dumb, conniving, thieving, smug pricks will believe anything.”
baric feline’s entry was so funny I couldn’t read it out loud without laughing: “Oh, me? I’m just waiting for him to destroy Tokyo…”
And Druid brings the Academy Award callback joke: “Now with 50% more fictition!”
And since I was holding out on an extra book, we decided to give one to our favorite lefty Moore-lover. The winner of the Bonus Liberal Asshat Moore-On Book Award Award is WetSprocket with “MOOREWATCH.COM: Hot conspiracy-on-conspiracy action!”
A LOT of them will make the rotation. I think we picked like 75 or 80 of them. If you’re interested in the short list, I threw it in below. In the meantime, if your name is on this list, you need to e-mail me with your name and address so I can send you your copy of ”Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man.”
And djhojo! If you don’t claim your book soon, I’m going to give it to someone else!
“Fool me once, shame on — shame on Moore. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” - dougte
I saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and all I got was this lousy website. - LD
Bad Moore, No Donut! - TUA
Moorewatch: Because you dumb, conniving, thieving, smug pricks will believe anything - TUA
But what we really want to do is direct. - TUA
Moorewatch: Big blogger is watching you. necropenguin
“3,000 people died and all I got was this stupid idea for a movie” - Darkpropher232
He distorts, we deride. - jWay
Moorewatch: Big blogger is watching you. necropenguin
MOOREWATCH.COM: Hot conspiracy-on-conspiracy action! - WetSprocket
Was it all just a dream… mmmm doughnuts! - oldgoat
Moorewatch: Because your wife is around, so you can’t look at porn. - svandals
Big like ox, smart like tractor.-LD
All foam, no beer. - LD
F 9/11, because millions of surrending Frenchmen can’t be wrong. - Trendy
Now with 50% more fictition! - Druid
Fat guy in a little coat… - TUA
Moorewatch: “Because I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you bloggers and your pesky internet!” - necropenguin
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