Dear SantaMoore,

Mike,

I know that we’ve been here before, what with your previous gift and all.  Let me tell you, that really seems to have turned your core faithful into rabid hate machines.  They’ve been at my throat since the day the news went public, so, Mission Accomplished!

I was thinking...you probably enjoy seeing me suffer under the burden of your generosity, so why not give that tiger one more poke?  I would really, really love one of these.  Think about how mad the fanbase would be at me if I was forced to post, on December the 25th, the morning of the two thousand and seventh celebration of the birth of Our Lord Jesus Christ, that Michael Moore bought me a 24” hi-def monitor!

They’d tear me apart.  You should totally do this.  That’d show him!  I mean me.  That’d show me!

Eagerly awaiting Santa’s arrival,

JimK*