We’ve been trying to figure out how to give away copies of David Hardy and Jason Clarke’s book ”Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man.” The delay has been in avoiding a “contest” per se, to avoid the legalities involved therein.  So...we have a completely arbitrary giveaway!  There is one way to win, and only one way to enter:

Write a funny slogan for this site.

If you take a look at Lee’s site (Right Thinking) and look just under the main graphic in the middle, you’ll see a slogan.  Refresh that page, the slogan changes.  We are going to do that same thing here.  And now you get to help up populate the random generator.

Guidelines:

Can be for or against Moore.  MUST BE FUNNY.
Can be for or against this site.  MUST BE FUNNY.
Can be for or against Bush or any politician that has been connected to Moore’s work.  MUST BE FUNNY.
Can be for or against any product or company that Moore has covered in a book, TV show or film.  MUST BE FUNNY!

I think you get the point.  The key element is, IT MUST BE FUNNY!

The 5 slogans that make Lee and I piss ourselves laughing will win copies of ”Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man.”

All entries must be posted as a comment to this post.  All entries become ours to play with and republish, etc.  This is an arbitrary decision based on our personal tastes and is not a real contest.  Blah blah blah, legalities and so forth.  Your entry in this arbitrary giveaway indemnifies Lee and JimK from any future claim on the slogan.  Yadda yadda yadda.

Oh, and any comments not directly related to the book giveaway will be deleted.  This is NOT a thread to debate the book.  It’s a thread to relax and have a little fun.

Lastly, I claim entry number one, and invalidate myself at the same time.  :)

“Now watch this site, bitch.”