Moore apparently doesn’t know when to quit
Yep… you guessed it. Another letter. This one’s for Joe Lieberman, who, as an “Independent Democrat” from Connecticut dared to speak at the RNC last night urging Democrats, Independants and Republicans alike to vote for the McCain/Palin ticket. During the speech Lieberman made a passing reference to Moore, saying “...if John McCain is just another partisan Republican, then I’m Michael Moore’s favorite Democrat. And I’m not. And I think you know that I’m not.”
Well… I guess that was enough for Moore to cry foul. You see, it’s okay if he relentlessly attacks people over and over and over again. But if you even mention his name in a speech, then you’re a horrible person for attacking him and why would you be wasting time doing it anyway? He’s just a harmless little filmmaker, don’t ya know!
Enough commentary from me. Here’s the letter, as before, in it’s entirety. You be the judge.
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
Dear Joe:
John McCain IS just another partisan Republican—so that must mean you ARE my favorite Democrat!
But how can you be my favorite Democrat when you are no longer a Democrat? This is very confusing. I was in the middle of taking out the garbage and, all of a sudden, there you were, trash-talking me in front of thousands of cheering (mostly) white people on TV.
What is it with you and your Republican friends always bringing me up? Can’t you stop thinking about me? It’s starting to sound like a fetish! Stop it! Four years ago at the last Republican Convention, John McCain, in his convention speech, also trashed me, calling me a “disingenuous filmmaker” because I called all of you out in “Fahrenheit 9/11.” The crowd at Madison Square Garden went berserk. McCain didn’t know I was sitting above him in the press box, and the crowd wouldn’t stop screaming at me, so I flashed them the “Big L” loser sign and, well, nine of New York’s finest had to help me get out of there alive.
With all the problems facing the world, why is valuable time being wasted reviewing a movie and attacking a filmmaker? And now you, Joe, tonight. Do you think you’re energizing the “base” by attacking me? Better take a look at the scoreboard. While your side has spent years trying to make me the boogeyman, let’s see how it’s worked:
** 2006 Congressional elections: Republicans lose 30 seats in the House and 6 seats in the Senate;
** States That Have Lost a Republican Governor (and elected a Democrat) since 2002: Kansas, Montana, Wyoming, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, Arkansas, Kentucky, Oklahoma and Tennessee—EACH ONE OF THEM A RED STATE!;
** Latest Gallup Poll: Obama hit 50% yesterday for the first time for either candidate, 8 points ahead of McCain!
Do you see the trend?
Putting me in your convention speeches, attacking me nonstop on talk radio and Fox News—and thinking that this helps you—shows just how out of touch you all are.
Two-thirds of the country agree with my position on the war, two-thirds of the country agree with my position on a single-payer universal health care system, two-thirds believe in some form of gun control—name the documentary, pick the issue, and the American public agrees with Michael Moore. So get over me, will ya? You’re only hurting yourself. And I’ve got to finish taking out the garbage.
“… if John McCain is just another partisan Republican, then I’m Michael Moore’s favorite Democrat. And I’m not. And I think you know that I’m not.” Now click your heels together and say, “There’s no place like home on the Republican minority side of the aisle.”
Yours,
Michael Moore
[email protected]
MichaelMoore.com
Comments
If 2/3 of the American people want some form of gun control, why is it that whenever it’s been put on the ballot---you know, the way democracy is supposed to work---it’s been voted down resoundingly?
And there’s that old “LIBERALS ARE TEH TRUE MAJORITEH!!1” canard again.
The OPPRESSED majority, can’t forget that.
This is the one I like:
nine of New York’s finest had to help me get out of there alive.
Another revision of history wherein Moore apparently was in danger of a lynchin’ and the police had to come and rescue him.
Give me a break.
The best part is how he seems to feel that getting a single mention every four years at a political convention constitutes an obsession. I wonder how he would analyze things if the Democrat party made references more than every once in a great while to Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Haliburton… you get the idea.
Oh, wow. So now Moore thinks the switch in governorships and Congress is because of him?!?!?!?!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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