Hate Mail, number eleventy-billion and one

From: “rick couturier” [email protected]
To: jimk
Subject:
Date: Thu, 28 Jul 2005 21:32:41 -0400

michael moore is worth 100 of you pieces of shit. when judgement day
comes, and God asks about you suppporting a man like bushpig, who
murdered over 100,000 people just for profit, he’s going to send you
straight to hell. have fun now, cause you’re going to fry for eternity

Woohoo!  We have permission to have fun now!  Hookers and blow for all my men!  Wine and “stress relief devices” for all my women!

Hey Rick...you a man of faith?  Believe in the Good Book?

“Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull the mote out of thine eye; and behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast the mote out of thy brother’s eye.” - MATTHEW 7:1-5

Then of course there’s a piece of wisdom closer to my heart…

“Blow me where the pampers is.” - PCU

Hate Mail, number eleventy-billion

I had to share this one.

On 6/26/05, Demetris Cleovoulou ([email protected]) wrote:
> YORKTOWN, Va. (AP) - Members of a group calling itself
> America’s Nazi party waved flags bearing swastikas and
> shouted “Sieg heil” at a rally on a Revolutionary War
> battlefield Saturday.
>
> Many wore Nazi uniforms with swastika armbands, while
> others identified themselves as members of the Ku Klux
> Klan and various skinhead groups.
>
> Hey were any of you assholes at this event?
>
> And also have any of you assholes seen Land of the
> Dead? Great Great movie. Why don’t u give a review on
> what the political satire is all about in that movie.

Wow.

Well, I felt the need to be as fair and decent to good old Demetris as he was to us.  My reply:

Why do all you Moore fans throw the word Nazi around so much?  Are you too lazy to actually take the time to figure out who or what we are?  Or are you just not smart enough?  And what the fuck on earth would we have in common with the Klan?  That doesn’t even make any sense.

I’ll bet you rape pre-teen girls.  Yeah, that makes sense.  After all, I don’t know you, so why shouldn’t I believe it?  Can you prove you don’t rape preteen girls, Demetris Cleovoulou?

Yeah, I think I’ll start spreading it around that Demetris Cleovoulou rapes girls under the age of thirteen.  After all, that is exactly as true as what you just said about us.

And no, I haven’t seen Land of the Dead.  When I do, I’ll be sure to mention that Demetris Cleovoulou, child rapist, is eagerly awaiting my review.

It’s been a while…

....since I treated y’all to some Moorewatch Hate Mail. I get it almost every day, but this one just seemed different somehow. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but I’m sure you folks can. We’ve been wrapped up in various extensive conversations lately, perhaps a little break is in order. Without further ado, a Moorewatch Reader explains how he “kicks ass” so well. Enjoy.

Hate Mail Vol. 34

Yeah, these Moore fans, they really care about people.  Truly compassionate.

Received: from [66.216.217.10] by web12405.mail.yahoo.com via HTTP; Thu, 06 Jan 2005 16:50:44 PST
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 16:50:44 -0800 (PST)
From: John Witte [email protected]
Subject: Is she dead yet?
To: jimk
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii

Just thought I’d check up on you…

Please invite me to the funeral, when it does happen.

I’ll have a camera. 

You like camera’s don’t you?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I dare you to come to my front door and say that to me.

Hate Mail Vol. 34, AKA The Soul of the Left

Received: from [216.130.129.25] by web12402.mail.yahoo.com via HTTP; Wed, 29 Dec 2004 05:43:11 PST
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 05:43:11 -0800 (PST)
From: John Witte [email protected]
Subject: Donna Kenefick looks like a dirty tramp!
To: jimk

Jimmy the Fat Republican Stooge,

Please stop with your rants about your sick wife. 

Nobody cares! 

She looks healthy to me, although she looks like a
dirty tramp.  Thanks for showing me her tits on the
internet! (And you call yourself a conservative).

By the way, you are every bit as FAT as Michael Moore,
and you’re just as stupid. 

You’re just not as rich!

AHAHAHAHAH!

Welcome to the mind of a Moore-on lefty.  Fucking sickening.  If karma is real...may this puke get a fistful.  Oh, and yes, this is one of the formerly banned fucktards.

Hate Mail

I just received this a few minutes ago.

From: [email protected]
To:  Lee

wow is it me? or is it the fact that everyone on your site cant admit that America is one Fucked up nation?

I smell Bullshit...try soughting out your wars, racism, poverty and Gun crime before you sought out Mr. Moore.

Peace

Classic.

Hate Mail Vol. 33

Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 23:46:36 +1100 (EST)
From: Francisca Assisi [email protected]
Subject: I dare you.
To: johnhawkins, para, lee, jimk

Dear BOYS,

I challenge all of you to write me back. I have read all the books you recommend and read books you don’t recommend. I have studied International modern history for 4 years, I minor in world politics and I have come to my own educated guess about the kind of people you are. I bet all my money that none of you speak any other languages. I bet none of you have ever left America except on a luxury holiday or on assignment with the army or something. I bet none of you know exactly where Georgia is (no not the state, the COUNTRY). I bet none of you has ever read the Koran (the muslim holy book- yes kids, Arabs believe in God too). I bet you all are hopelessly patriotic to the point that you think America is above all countries in the world. The most embarrasing part is none of you has your won opinion.

If I don’t get a response I know that I am 100 percent correct about all my assumptions. Stupid iggnorant fools.

Merry Christmas, Moorewatchers.  Have at him/her.  :)

Update

Edited to reflect the possibility that this is from a woman...I just assumed that kind of ignorant vitriol was male and somehow missed the feminine “a” at the end of “Francisca.” Of course, to know the masculine/feminine rules of romance languages, one would have to be other than ignorant, now wouldn’t one?

Hate Mail

Commenting on the gutless coward post from yesterday, a reader named Charlotte V. Speer sends in the following email.

This message is for Lee, who used strong words against the young soldier who chooses to take a stand against the war in Iraq.  I could write on and on about how very wrong you are, but you would not be receptive as you are full of anger and of yourself.

Let me just ask you if you have served in the military?  If you haven’t and therefore can not know what is in this soldier’s mind and heart, I suggest you shut your pie hole and leave the stones to be thrown by those who have at least served and know firsthand what a Hell war is.  The war in Iraq is wrong from whatever angle it is viewed.  What a shame that your tunnel vision will not allow you to see that Bush is not your friend.

A former Rush Limbaugh/Sean Hannity admirer who now sees the ugly truth.

Well, Charlie, allow me to enlighten you.  First off, he’s not a soldier, he’s a sailor.  And, yes, I too served in the United States Navy, just like this guy.  Allow me to relay an anecdote that you might find interesting.

When the Gulf War broke out I was stationed in San Diego, going to sonar school at the Fleet Anti-Submarine Warfare Training Center Pacific (FLEASWTRACENPAC).  There was a fellow student there who, immediately upon hearing that hostilities were beginning, declared himself to be a conscientious objector.  The command removed him from classes and assigned him to work the front desk in the Bachelor Enlisted Quarters (BEQ).  So, every time we walked past this gutless twat we would make sure that we would let him know just what a contemptible scumbag we all thought he was.  He wasn’t taking a brave anti-war stand, he was a fucking coward, and he didn’t have the balls to go and fight when his country called.  The ironic thing was that none of us ever saw any action in the Gulf.  Despite the fact that a number of us called our detailers and BEGGED them to give us a seagoing billet so that we could participate in the operation, the navy decided that the best use of our time was to finish school, and by the time we had done so the war was long over.  But in the long run it was good that the worthless prick showed his true colors before he was ever placed in a combat situation, where someone else’s life might have been in his hands.

One final note:  Charlotte V. Speer sent in this email using a uspis.gov email address.  This, my friends, is the United States Postal Inspection Service.  Showing us the type of dedication and professionalism that the post office is known for, it’s good to see that Ms. Speer is using a government computer to surf the internet during work hours and email websites who dare to offer an opinion that differs from her far left dogma.

Hate Mail Vol. 32

This one is just hilarious.

From: [email protected]
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 22:40:50 EST
Subject: Be Careful What you Write..
To: jimk

If anything should happen to Michael Moore as a result of your internet
stalking there could be charges filed against you in the form of both a civil law
suit from his surviving estate, as well as a federal investigation on your
stalking history. I have worked for the Bush Sr. Administration with a group of
covert law enforcement “group” under the Dept. of Justice. You are being
watched. Let it go.

Well folks, that’s it.  MOOREWATCH is closed.  We’re being watched.  Move along.  Nothing to see. :)

Hate Mail Vol. 31

Another brilliant Canadian who knows more about our system than we do…

From: “Loyalist CAPsite” [email protected]
To: jimk
Subject: you smell like a bush.
Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 13:52:55 -0500

You’re site highlights why the world thinks many americans are stupid
because you’re moronic.
You’re the same type of feces bush is and I pray for your country and
the lowlives such as yourslef who don’t have an iota of christian
(ie.true jesus based christianity, not bullshit republican whore
‘christianity’ and ignoranus thinking such as displayed on your site.
Moore has a useful purpose - you do not.
I pray you grow some heart and at least a brain cell or two.
Bush is the false prophet, chaney is the antichrist.
And the putrid fucks who cheated the election away from decent
struggling people can hang from their necks in this lifetime.
Fuck you very much.

My favorite part?  The urging to grow a brain cell or two.  Why is that my favorite part?  Well...if you can’t figure it out, you may have written this letter.  ;)

The Slacker Redemption

This is the best email I’ve received in quite some time.

In my own gleefull words about posting this slanderous tripe....you guys can eat my shit.....pick on the fags and the hookers and the gamblers and the rock n rollers but leave the pot smokers alone you anal retentive cock-knockers.....I am one of those pot smoking 18 - 29 year olds..... I voted AND I voted for Bush....not really because I liked Bush better, but more because of my seathing hatered for the Kerry/Edwards ticket and a deep distrust for lawyers.......I got my girlfriend registered and can say I’m personally responsible for getting at least 3 other people motivated to vote....now they may have voted, like the other moron friends I have, for Kerry but at least this bunch of stoners knows where the party is at......I smoked a joint on my way to vote and one on the way back to work........I would have voted a straight libertarian ticket had they had the balls to stand up to terrorists....but alas I guess I’ll have to wait until they come to their senses before I vote for them again, at least on the federal level.....yes that’s right I vote in every election state/federal/local/school board.......and I smoke pot from about an hour after I get up till I go to sleep at night....as soon as you shit spewers learn not to castigate the drug-user vote because you don’t have the desire or constitution to sample the many differnet aspects of the drug culture, you might not have to bite your fingernails until 4 am wondering if your “boy” is gonna win next time..........I’ll be thinking of you guys the next time I take some mushrooms and drop a hit of acid........here’s hoping you enjoy your square life........I’m going to go smoke a joint and read the newest articles on www.townhall.com

McPhatty

I think McPhatty might be surprised to what extent Jim and I have, shall say, sampled the fruits of intoxication.

Hate Mail Vol. 29

Well, this one I simply refuse to pass up.  Why?  Because Barry was so nice as to leave all his contact information!

From: Barry P Schles [email protected]
To: jimk
Subject: lol

congratulations! this site is the funniest on the internet. at first i
thought you were serious, but after reading a bit i know it can’t be. very
funny stuff!

Barry Schles
Carnegie Mellon University
Hunt Library - Interlibrary Loan
4909 Frew Street
Pittsburgh, PA 15213
(412) 268-3030

Thanks Barry!  I sure hope thousands of people don’t call you to thank you for your kind words about my skills as a humorist.

That would be awful.

You should seriously re-think offering your personal opinions to websites from your work email, Barry.  I hope nothing untoward happens to cause your boss gets mad at you!

That would be awful.

And lastly, don’t ever change, Barry.  Your momma loves you, even if no one else does, and when she says that her and her bridge club will find you a woman, I’m sure they mean a *real* woman, not a post-op, and I’m almost positive they don’t mean anyone related to you.

Hate Mail Vol. 28

Wow...this one was particularly special.

From: “Vincent Boissonneault” [email protected]
jimk
Subject: die, fucking redneck, die
Date: Sat, 9 Oct 2004 12:42:53 -0400
X-Originating-IP: [69.159.133.203]

hey! hello you fucking redneck!
Did you know a song had been made for you?
Yeah! Someone really had enough time to loose to describe your fucking lousy life in a song. Do you know how it’s called? AMERICAN IDIOT. Thats
right, youre just a fucking redneck of an american idiot. Hey I have a secret info for you redneck. Don’t tell anybody but somebody told me that they migt abolish slavery.

God Bless
Michael Moore’s greatest fan
(and the guy that hates you more)

P.S. say hello to your little illuminated friends from the KKK and the NRA but dont tell anybody about our little secret

See how Moore made retards believe the NRA/KKK connection?  A bold-faced lie, but now retarded simps like this fuckwit here believe it, even though the truth is the NRA was founded in great part to COUNTER the Klan and arm the black man.

And in a shocking development, our grammatical genius here is a Canadian citizen.  Who’d have guessed that, huh?  A Canadian uninformed about facts, worshipping Moore AND hating me all at the same time?  Boy, you never see that.

Update

I in no way intend to disparage all Canadians.  Just the socialist-loving clueless goofs who refuse to take responsibility for anything, ever, at any time, and very possibly may not actually understand the term “personal responsibility.”

Like every nation, Canada has some outstanding people, and I gots much love fo’ ‘em.  Most of them don’t seem to be online, though.  Or at least they ain’t comin’ here in anything more than a trickle.  ;) *cough*

Hate Mail

From: Jessica Would [email protected]
Subject:  Awesome Site

I HATE Michael Moore,

Thank you for this website!!!

A lot of people like to criticize George W Bush, and say what he is doing isn’t right? Well it is! Capitalism is the way to go.

People of Iraq have no idea what freedom is and we need to give it to them, show them how it’s done.

The right wing leader Adolf Hitler used fear to make the German people believe anything, even though the Jews had nothing to do with Germany’s great depression and struggle through the end of WW1 and the 1930’s Hitler blamed the Jews. He even blamed them for countless attacks on Germany, there was no proof Jews were involved in any of the attacks, but who cares, Hitler used fear through racism to get as much power as he could handle.

And now our great RIGHT WING president is using fear just like Hitler to obtain more power and capitalist wealth. We all know there are no weapons of mass destruction, we all know that Suddam had nothing to do with Bin Laden, we even that the 2 hated each other, their views clashed, and we all know that Iraq has never and will never attack us, BUT we also no they have oil which should be ours!!! President George W. Bush knows that better than anyone, and why not use the 9/11 attacks and the death of just a few Americans to invade Iraq!! Genius just like Hitler. Iraq people are just like Jews from WW2, there probably isn’t any proof that they have anything to do with terrorism, but hey why not just tell them we’re here to free your country and in the mean time steal all there oil!!!

And so who the heck does Mr. Moore think he is anyways? Trying to interview upset soldiers and victims and Iraq people? Get with the times Moore. These people don’t matter, they should be silenced!! Hitler would have silenced him along time ago, and I’m glad you guys are trying to do the same as Hitler. Silencing as many different opinions as possible is the right wing way

Anyways keep up the good work!!

jessica!!!

Genesis

My mailbox is filling up quickly. 154 e-mails today and counting. Most are folk responding to our pleas for ideas about how to get 5000 DVD’s to Iraq. Thanks to everyone who e-mailed with their ideas. Well, almost everyone. In the middle of my happiest moment, working on a super cool, super secret project to send these DVD’s to our boys and girls in green, I received my first hate mail. I guess I should be happy that it is only my first. For the most part, since I enlisted here to write stuff, I have had a genuinely enjoyable honeymoon period with readers.

Now, this particular hate mail wasn’t worth re-posting, in fact, it was barely worth remembering, nearly forgotten already by the time I hit the delete button. However, the main sentiment kind of stuck in my head, because I have heard it so many time before:

“Why would you dedicate a whole website to insulting/debunking/ picking on/ obsessing on/ one man?”

If I had a nickel for every time I read that sentiment, I’d have to change my name to Nickeltrooper.

Why do we dedicate a whole website to keeping an eye on just one man? Most of you kinda know already, but here is why I throw my two cents (or nickels) in. 

Hate Mail

From: Maureen Coonrod ([email protected])
Subject: Right Wing Like Hitler

Wow,

I only checked out your site out of curiosity and now I know that it is true what I have suspected all along. George W. Bush has a whole army of brainwashed idiots who know little or nothing of the actual FACTS regarding Iraq, the “War on Terror” and the demise of American Civil Liberties. It’s like “Night of the Living Dead” or “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” on your site. Everyone seems to use only just enough “fact” to mislead. You are the most misinformed people I have ever seen. Your whole little group here is like lemmings...careful, your about to go over the cliff!!

Here is a little history exercise for you…

Compare the events from the burning of the Reichstag Building (the what building you say?) prior to the rise of the Nazis and Hitler to the events following 9/11 up to and including the war in Iraq. Sounds like it could be the rise of the new American fascism, something, it would seem, that your members would willingly welcome with open arms (raised in salute to Der Fuhrer, Mr Bush). Now I know that this might be difficult for you guys because it actually involves thoughtful RESEARCH of history.

I must say that this is the most revolting and hateful website I have ever seen! That should make you happy because I am sure that is what you are aiming for. Run on little lemming! I shall now leave you in peace with your delusions.

Liberal and VERY proud of it!

Update Conrood responds.

Hate Mail

From: ngaw noo supsin ([email protected])
Subject: (None)

I think that you’re website is repulsive.
People like you give Americans a bad name.
your narrowminded and im utterly disgusted by this website. I wouldnt be
surprised if it shut down through cause of virus.

Hate Mail

I know I’ve been posting a lot of hate mail lately, but it’s just been too damn good.

From: Eduardo Velázquez Martín ([email protected])
Subject:  HI !!!

Imperialists,

I don´t want to listen nor to read your shits again… The world is angry and fed up the criminal and illegal USA´s government, his lies and his oil-wars, but Michael Moore has showed to many people about being a lot of concious, brave, rebel and honest people in America. I´m sure Bush is going to have an “SPANISH” future next November as our “stupid white man” José María Aznar, so don´t break my bollocks, you assholes !!!!.

Where are the MASSIVE DESTRUCTION WEAPONS ?????????????

Eduardo Velázquez, Madrid, España.

I don’t think that President Bush is going to have a Spanish future, simply because unlike the Spanish people, when we’re attacked again Americans won’t run like a bunch of pussies.

Hate Mail

The hate mail I’ve received today has been spectacular.  Here’s a few of the best ones.

Hate Mail

From:  Pat - ty cat ([email protected])
To: lee-at-moorewatch-dot-com
Date: Thu Aug 26, 2004 11:16:40 AM PDT
Subject: News from the world

ho ly crap

MAN oh man, thats some funny shit you got here… i laughed for hours - but not WITH you

i’d like to believe that what you write you feel is for the good of mankind- somehow benefiting SOMEONE somwhere.....  its hard to believe in bigots, tho.

the world is shaking its head at you and your friends. the republican party is now as hated and feared worldwide now as the nazi’s were when they were rising to power.

blind patriotism is a funny thing. just because of what side of the fence he’s on , you’ll just eat up all of the tax cuts to the wealthiest 1% of the population, cuts to LIBRARYS ( which were put into faith based organizations, by the by), the largest deficit in US HISTORY and-- well i could go on forever but quite honestly i doubt you’ll even read most of it. blind patriotism doesn’t like information.

whats that you say? oh its another one of those democratic lefties again right?  Sorry, no. i have no party affiliation, as i’m not even from the US, and yet i seem to be better informed than you!  yep. its a scary , scary fantasy world we live in here, in North america

you know its funny, i dont even live in the united staes and yet i’m completely wrapped up in the absolute ignoranace you and your fellow spew day in day out. it clogs my news- here in alberta ( the “texas” of canada") because, as they say, ignorance is contaigous.ohhhhh john kerry wasn’t as “ heroic” in vietnam as he has said!!!!!  but ... wait a minuite..,. george bush never served.... he went AWOL for ... oh shit , what 6 months?? that doesn’t matter tho does it? Come ON now, do you REALLY believe all these things you say? its really quite hard for me ( and most people i know, abroad) to believe that you actually have such outdated, reactionary, and mostly ignorant stances on what the world should be like.you DO realize that you’re a dying breed dont you? i guess that must be why you’re so angry then...knowing that 80% of the youth today see through you’re hate-riotism i hope, in the futu! re, when all the conservatives of the world lay dead and buried, along with thier unnecessary white-christian-bigoted-ignorant( jeez, did i already say ignorant??) beliefs, we can actually have some sort of peace. oh shit! i said the word peace! that must make me a pinko-commie-leftie-antichrist, right? just another drugg up hippie from the left

i hate to tell ya, but you dont need to be democratic to see how foolish you’ve been

the world is laughing at you

take some time to think about that


“ Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.  They never stop about thinking of ways to harm this country and its people, and niether do we”

-GW BUSH

its funny, i dont think he even grasps how true that is....

sincerely

Pat Lipsett, \
calgary, alberta